Post 80- Whatever Happened to Julia Stiles?


My friend, Josh Delman (Editor in Chief of the fabulous but short lived humor periodical, The Eastern Review), recently propositioned me to answer the titular question of this post, so after hours of meticulous research, this is what I have come up with:

Julia Stiles broke out into the mainstream with her widely acclaimed performance in 1998’s 10 Things I Hate About You. Just how acclaimed was she? She walked home that year with an MTV Movie Award for Best Breakthrough Performance and the Chicago Film Critics Award for most promising actress of the year and film critic Adina Hoffman of the Jerusalem Post, even called her “a young, serious looking Diane Lane!” If praise like that doesn’t make phones start ringing at CAA I don’t know what does. (That was a joke. But her acting chops were appealing to both teens and adults.) Julia spent the next few years racking up the Teen Choice Awards, appearing opposite such heartthrobs as Freddie Prinze Jr., Josh Hartnett, and Sean Patrick Thomas (who she appeared with in 2001’s major hit Save the Last Dance). That film (which won her more MTV Movie and Teen Choice awards as well as a Rolling Stone cover) gave her actual clout in the industry and she used it to get a small but pivotal and money-making role in the Bourne Identity franchise, a fun part opposite William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin in David Mamet’s State and Main, and a meaty dramatic role opposite Stockard Channing in 2001’s The Business of Strangers. But in the mid 2000s, she started to fizzle. Mainstream flops like Mona Lisa Smile, The Prince and Me, and A Guy Thing seemed to demonstrate that she couldn’t handle comedy or light material. She still got some nice paychecks from the Bourne movies, but she herself was no longer bankable (and had been usurped by the likes of Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson, Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman), so she turned to the stage, and went to college. She graduated from Columbia University in 2005 with a degree in literature.

In 2004, she performed in London in a revival of Mamet’s Oleanna opposite Aaron Eckhart, (in 2009 she reprised this role on Broadway opposite Bill Pullman). I happened to see that production in LA before it went to Broadway and can vouch that Ms. Stiles was extremely effective and a magnetic performer. She also spent the mid to late 2000s doing smaller and more serious dramas like Edmond (2005), The Omen (2006), and The Cry of the Owl (2009).

In 2010, she followed the path of many talented actresses looking for work and went to television where she starred on the sixth season of Dexter and was nominated for an Emmy and Golden Globe for her performance. She has also became a new muse of playwright Neil LaBute, appearing in short films that he directed and a new film he wrote called Seconds of Pleasure, and almost appearing on Broadway (opposite Dane Cook!) in LaBute’s play Fat Pig, but the show was cancelled due to financial trouble. It seems Ms. Stiles is has been keeping extremely busy as of late, with three movies coming out in 2012 and at least two currently in pre-production. The biggest profile picture is David O. Russell’s The Silver Linings Handbook, in which she stars opposite Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Robert DeNiro, and Chris Tucker in his first non-Rush Hour role since 1997. The other films are smaller, but seem to have great casts and directors.

So what happened to Julia Stiles? It’s the classic case of intelligent, strong, classically trained actress-turned teen queen-turned flopper-turned legitimate actress again. I see her emulating Maggie Gyllenhaal or Michelle Williams and perhaps becoming something close to Gwenyth Paltrow over the next few years in terms of film choices (serious work on stage and screen mixed in with the occasional paycheck flick). She’s not going to be as big as Anne Hathaway, Reese Witherspoon, or Amy Adams, but she’s a talented, bright actress who is also into charity, so I imagine she’s happy.

Josh, if this wasn’t enough and you really want to know exactly what Julia Stiles is up to, you can follow her blog:

Day 79- Movie Trailer Roundup: No Actor Is Box Office Dependable Anymore, So Let’s Put Them All In The Same Movie



Today I’m reviewing a few new Hollywood movies based on their trailers.

Let’s start with: Battleship:

First words: The Ocean. Ok, I’m hooked.

Next: Vast, Unexplored, The Perfect Place to Hide—Have you seen Blue Planet? It’s pretty explored. But ok, I see your point.

NOW GIANT THING COMES OUT OF THE WATER! We have no idea what this is except that it is giant and metallic and makes the exact same Transformers sound effect. Is this a new Transformers movie?

No. But it’s from Hasbro, the company that BROUGHT US Transformers. Also the company who brought us My Little Pony, Play-Doh, and Lincoln Logs. But more importantly, TRANSFORMERS!

Speaking of Transformers, this looks like it was shot with the exact same lens.  And cast.

Model-turned actor? Brooklyn Decker. Check.

Just one respected actor? Liam Neeson. Check.

Handsome TV actor playing military leader? Taylor Kitsch. Check.

Rihanna? Ok, maybe not exact same cast. But she does scream so loudly her voice cracks at one point, so she must have been, like, working really hard at like, acting.

Everything else is pretty much exactly Transformers. Michael Bay should sue.

Pentagon meeting, battle for Earth tagline, giant thing literally transforming. giant thing crashes into giant building in the daytime, giant robots, attack on an army base, more Transformers sounds. I know Michael Bay doesn’t hold a monopoly on explosions, but this is plagiarism. I just hope at some point someone says, “B3” and someone says “You sunk my Battleship.” And everyone dies.

The funny part is, this trailer tells us nothing about these alien attackers and I bet we don’t find out much more in the movie itself. Because it doesn’t matter. They just have to be big, metallic and fire lasers. Also—they hate humans. Lazy storytelling, but I guess it’s better than Transformers which has waaaay too much exposition and backstory. Whatever, this movie is going to gross $60 million opening weekend.

Trailer Grade: D.

The next trailer is: Think Like A Man. One of those self-help book-to-movie adaptations that tries to fit in as many actors as possible in disparate story lines that join together to form a mediocre mushpile. But this one has Turtle in it.

Starts out with Kevin Hart. Like him. Then soon to be former Lakers (if they pull the amnesty card), Metta World Peace and Shannon Brown join him along with Lisa Leslie. So far, I LOVE THIS MOVIE. Then Megan Good comes along. Now I really will see this movie until….oh shit. No, it can’t be. Not like this. No way. Not after… Sorry. Still hasn’t healed.

More cute stuff, then it veers into “all men are stupid and immature” territory. Fine. It’s just another, He’s Just Not That Into You.

But wait. Now they’re actually incorporating the source material into the movie. This is like some Adaptation shit. Or is this just a really expensive commercial for a Steve Harvey book? Looks like the latter with it’s “This book has all of our secrets!” lines.

I think I’ll just Romany Malco and Kevin Hart create comic gold, I’ll just watch this scene.

Trailer Grade: C

Wait a second! We have another movie based on a best-selling help book filled with celebrities interacting in disparate story lines, only this one is a little less, shall we say, urban. I present: What To Expect When You’re Expecting.

“A Brutally Honest Look at Pregnancy,” this trailer promises. Followed by the lovely Elizabeth Banks saying, “It sucks!” Looks like this is as deep as it’s gonna get, people.

More Brooklyn Decker. Wow, that Gif from Just Go With It must have really gone over well with casting directors.

(Read like Stephon): This movie has everything: wrinkly Dennis Quaid holding a giant yellow ball, Chace Crawford talking about how good looking he is, Cameron Diaz speaking with an undetermined accent, salsa dancing Matthew Morrison, Jennifer Lopez getting sappy over black babies and a culturally diverse group of men carrying babies in Baby-Bjorn pouches walking slow motion to Notorious BIG. And also the guy from True Blood pops up without his shirt because he’s in a park surrounded by guys so why wouldn’t he have his shirt off.

And is that Chris Rock? Oh, it has to be because he’s given a classic Chris Rock sounding line: “When your wife says you’re looking at houses….you’re buying a house.”

If they had used the song “Raise Your Glass” to play over the credits I would given this trailer a D, but because it didn’t and because I like Rob Huebel and Thomas Lennon, I’ll give it a B-.

Addendum: Did Lea Michele and Matthew Morrison flip a coin to see who was going to star in their respective celeb-fest films? Or do they just have the same manager who said, “Look, we want to transition you both into movies, but you don’t have the star power to star in one on your own, so we’ll get you into these ensemble movies so you’ll be sharing the spotlight with other stars (thereby raising your own star power) and if the movies bomb, no one can blame it on you.” Good thinking manager.

Post 78- America Was Watching ABC!


First, watch this:

Amazing, right? Did you feel the waves of nostalgia wash over you? I sure did. I’m going to be discussing each clip in order so prepare to go back and re-watch it again and again! Let’s get cracking!

1. The cast of The Wonder Years. I think it’s clear throughout this promo that Fred Savage is the happiest kid who ever lived. He is so filled with glee I almost forgot that there was hardly an episode of The Wonder Years where he got to smile. Sure, occasionally he kissed Winnie Cooper, but those instances typically followed with her saying, “I can’t. I’m dating the taller football player.” Or, “My brother just died in Vietnam.” The Wonder Years was a great show and very real, but depressingly so. The Arnold Family took the fun out of dysfunction. Kevin Arnold’s (Fred Savage) brother Wayne was a violent asshole, constantly beating Fred up, his sister was a drugged up hippie who rarely acknowledged his existence, his dad was an emotionally detached alcoholic—an unsuccessful, fat Don Draper—and his mom was miserable, lonely and depressed, trapped in a loveless marriage. But at least Kevin had Paul, right? Right? Frankly I’m surprised this show lasted six seasons. Not because it wasn’t quality, it certainly was, but because it was so dark. If this show was on TV today, it would maybe be on FX, certainly not on glossy ABC.

2. Who the hell is that creepy guy in his pajamas pounding his fists together eight seconds in? How did he make it in this super happy promo?

3. Of course Bob Saget is that happy! He may have been “held back” comedically in the 90s, but he had two hit shows and was becoming a multi-millionaire!

4. Why is Roseanne surrounded by six, fat Asian Roseanne children? This is becoming a bad acid trip.

5. Tony Danza—whatever it was that you did, people loved “it.”

6. Even back then Neil Patrick Harris had a great voice. But from the looks of it, a different nose…

7. You know who else enjoyed the 90s? The cast of Family Matters. You know who is not enjoying the 2000s? The cast of Family Matters. Why did they make Steve Urkel wear those giant prop glasses? What zany photographer had that idea? Side note: How come current sitcoms featuring black families can only be on BET, from the mind of Tyler Perry, or cartoons (The Cleveland Show)? Another side note: How pissed off were the show’s writers when the Steve Urkel broke out? “We wanted to write a family sitcom about an African- American working class Chicago family, and now we’re being forced to write gags for a creepy, voyeuristic, accordion-playing freak who ruins everything.”

8.  Growing Pains cast. You could do no wrong in my book.

9.  There goes happy Fred Savage again!

10. I don’t know what this show is where Tom Bosley (Happy Days’ Mr. C) plays a priest, but I want to watch it.

11. Why would they use the take where the news anchors crack up? (Just kidding. It’s to humanize them.)

12. Hey it’s the token bearded red-head! The Jesse Tyler Ferguson pre-Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Actually that’s Timothy Busfield, West Wing’s White House reporter/oft-lover of CJ Craig, Danny Concannon.

13. Where do these casts get these props? Why is Mike Seever (Kirk Cameron) holding a magnifying glass?? When has Growing Pains ever used a magnifying glass??? Who on that show would even need one? There must have been an episode where Ben becomes a junior detective to figure out who keeps taking his cookies, and then Mike Seever tells him not to worry about cookies since the rapture is coming and to pledge his love for Christ before it’s too late.

14. Cartoon Beetlejuice. Why is he the only cartoon featured? Weren’t there others?

15. Bob Saget featured again. America loved Bob Saget! His direction for this second little clip: Go like you’re going to eat the apple, but right before you take a bite, look at it like you suspect it’s been poisoned.

16. Classic Peter Falk! “I’m an actor, not a monkey. Get the fuck outta my face.”

17. It’s Alyssa Milano back when only creepers thought she was hot.

18. Now Roseanne is dancing with fat Asian Roseanne children in front of a fake Hollywood sign.

19. Apparently there was a cowboy show on ABC. No recollection of that one.

20. Why are all the clips with these two weirdos (1:21) always sped up? You can barely register who they were.

21. I imagine the Tom Bosley priest show featured him going on lots of adventures with nuns. Lots of fun to be had there.

22. The Full House dads sure had a great time on screen. It’s cause they were getting so much pussy off-screen.


Baby Talk! The co-creator of Everyone Loves Raymond used to work on that show which was a spin-off of the Look Who’s Talking movies. But instead of being voiced by Bruce Willis, the baby was voiced by…who else, but TONY DANZA! For those of you counting at home, Tony Danza now has TWO shows on ABC in 1990. Of course the network execs would want the baby to talk like a thick New Yorker. And because John Travolta didn’t do TV anymore, to play his part they got…Scott Baio. It’s a real shame this show didn’t last more than…wait. 23 episodes? It lasted almost a full season?! Ok. Never mind. This show was given more than a fair run.

Cop Rock! I like how for in this clip they didn’t even show cops. They show a gospel choir. This show tops the unintentional comedy scale. A precursor to Glee, it had it’s own riginal music with such gems as, “Be Careful Out There.” There’s so much comedy in this song it requires its own post.

Gabriel’s Fire. James Earl Jones as a psychotic baseball player? This clip reminds me an awful lot of this one.

Going Places- Just judging by the title and one second clip I’m guessing this is a modern day Laverne and Shirley perhaps? Two women. Going places. Doing some research it has come to my attention that this Heather Locklear show was about the production staff behind a zany talk show. But with only 19 episodes, I guess no one got anywhere.

Married People- Fighting over what seems to be a jar of peanut butter and yelling at each other. “That’s Marriage!” I guess couples were too busy doing that, that they couldn’t watch this show.

America’s Funniest Part II- Was that just more clips? Clips that didn’t make it into the show? Like the Godfather Part II, was it better than the original? Only Bob Saget knows.

Enough with the fat Asian Rosennne children!

More Saget, more sped up wackos, more exctiment all building up to the finale…

AN OLSEN TWIN! The linchpin of the entire ABC lineup. “Watch ABC because we have The Olsen Twins!” Ending this promo with a shot of “Michelle” really indicates the Olsen’s value. Michelle was ABC’s crowning glory. She epitomized all that is good and fun and wholesome and lovable. They made sure not to even sneak a shot of her earlier, making this last shot that much more grand.

(Sigh.) I miss the 90s. But honestly, not that much. I’d rather watch Mad Men, Breaking Bad, or 30 Rock then any of this crap.

Until Tomorrow–

Post 77- Fall Movie Preview Part 2: Marilyn, Muppets and Good Ol’ Fashioned Murphy



A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (Nov.4 )- The plot seems stupid (Harold and Kumar try and find a new Christmas tree), but I’m sure this movie will make me laugh, with the 3D especially played up for comedy. And I always like a good NPH dance number. Plus this will be Milken Community High School Alumnus Amir Blumenfeld’s (College Humor’s Jake and Amir shorts) debut film appearance. It’s cool that someone who went to my high school is in a real movie. Kudos to him.

My Week with Marilyn (Nov. 4)- While people were buzzing about the uncanny image of Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe, I’m more excited to see Emma Watson in her first post Harry Potter role! She has a small part as a wardrobe assistant named Lucy, so the pressure isn’t on her. Plus, to make her transition easier, she’s still surrounded by a consort of fine British actors: Kenneth Branagh, Judi Dench (how was she not in any of the Harry Potters?), and Toby Jones. Emma will probably feel the pressure for her next big role; she plays Sam in the feature adaptation of the seminal teen book “The Perks of Being a Wallflower.” (Raise your hand if you couldn’t believe that you were asked to, nay, allowed to, read that book for school (I am raising my hand.)). And how’s this for movie connections: the director of the film, Simon Curtis, directed the 1999 BBC Films production of David Copperfield which starred a young Daniel Radcliffe!

Tower Heist (Nov. 4)- Going through a bevy of screenwriters, and having Brett Ratner at the helm doesn’t give me confidence in a film. But I’m really happy to see fast-talking, street hustling, Eddie Murphy again. Re-watching his concert film Raw a few weeks ago reminded me what a transcendent and dynamic talent Murphy is, and what a shame its been that he’s tainted his legacy by making such horrible movies the past 10 years (Dreamgirls excluded). This movie, in addition to his upcoming Oscar hosting performance, will prove if he still has the chops (I’m sure he does) to give his career a second life. If he does, he’ll return to his rightful status of comedy royalty. I also wonder if Casey Affleck signed on to this film accidentally, thinking it was another Oceans 11.

J.Edgar (Nov.9)- If it’s fall, then it’s Oscar season! If it’s Oscar season, it’s biopic season! And if it’s biopic season, then bring out the big guns. This film’s got Oscar-winning director, Clint Eastwood, Oscar-winning screenwriter, Dustin Lance Black (Milk), and perennial Oscar-nominee Leo DiCaprio. What’s not to love? Oh did I mention it’s about America? And that Leo’s character is gay? And conflicted? And has an accent? And ages forty years? Better fill out your Oscar ballots early. Truthfully, I’m sure this movie will be interesting, but I’m also sure it will be long….very long. And probably slow at times. But J.Edgar Hoover was a fascinating man, and frankly I don’t know enough about him.  The man founded the FBI in 1935 and stayed as president until 1972! He lasted through six presidents and some of the most tumultuous times in US history. He also was a huge dick who spied on civilians and blackmailed Eleanor Roosevelt. Given that Eastwood is such a die-hard Republican and Lance Black is probably a Democrat, I wonder what political agenda the film will have. This is also Armie Hammer’s (the Winkelvoss Twins) follow-up to The Social Network. He plays J.Edgar’s right hand man and lover. An heir to the Arm&Hammer fortune, this dude is super hot in Hollywood right now (He’s playing Prince Charming in a Snow White movie, and was supposed to play The Lone Ranger opposite Johnny Depp), but frankly, I couldn’t give a shit. Fun fact: J. Edgar Hoover has been portrayed in film at least 16 times by actors such as Bob Hoskins, Ernest Borgnine, and Billy Crudup.

Jack and Jill (Nov. 11)- Adam Sandler playing a super rich guy (himself) and that super rich guy’s annoying sister (himself with a wig)?! To paraphrase South Park, Adam Sandler is really shitting in our ears, eyes and mouth. Does he think that this kind of comedy is funny or does he think that we (America) think it’s funny, so he’s just giving us what we want. People say Sandler’s early stuff was his best. But now I look back at how much I used to love them, and I am coming to believe that his movies were actually never good. I just appreciated that type of humor when I was younger. Adam Sandler’s sense of humor appeals to 14 year-old boys. Always has, always will. Comedically, he doesn’t want to mature. (Dramatically, he’s put in some fine performances.) That’s ok. Why should he? His movies consistently make over $100 million. So while I will not see this movie, I’m sure there are a lot of 14 year old boys who will enjoy it. My one big peeve is that Al Pacino is subjecting himself to this shit. I think the time has come to take him out to a field somewhere, tell him to look for the rabbits, and mercifully end it all.

The Descendents (Nov. 18)- This is Alexander Payne’s first movie in seven years since his masterpiece, Sideways. He hasn’t quite disappeared, as he produced Cedar Rapids, directed the pilot to Hung, and wrote a draft of I Now Pronounce You, Chuck and Larry (which had to have been rewritten to add more fart/fat jokes). But with this movie, starring George Clooney, Matthew Lillard (whose Shaggy was most entertaining), and Judy Greer (Arrested Development’s Kitty—“Say goodbye to these!”), it looks like Mr. Payne might be back to form. The film is about a real estate mogul in Hawaii (Clooney) whose wife is on life support, and who, along with his two daughters, must confront the man (Lillard) said wife was having an affair with. This film adaptation of the debut novel of Kaui Hart Hemmings looks like a dark, funny, dramatic, emotional roller coaster ride. George Clooney is also particularly effective when he’s in “damaged, mid-life crisis” mode. So in all, probably a moving film.

The Muppets (Nov. 23)- If the hilarious spoof previews are any indication, this is going to be a return to form for the Muppets. Unlike the ghastly turd that was Muppets from Space, this Jason Segal-penned flick looks to be a classic, good-hearted tale that has just enough sly, edgy, cheeky humor to satisfy the adults. The spirit of the movie, directed by James Bobbin (Flight of the Concords) seems to be joyful, enthusiastic and bright, which is everything Muppet movies are supposed to be. And like the Muppet movies from yore, this one’s loaded with musical numbers and dozens of celebrity cameos (I won’t spoil them.) I’m also excited that Flight of the Concords member, Bret McKenzie helped write the music. No matter what age you are, watching the Muppets makes you feel like a kid opening presents on Hannukah morning.

Hugo (Nov. 25)- The Caldecott (‘member dat?) Award winning book this movie is based on, is a recent favorite of mine. It’s enchanting, original and beautiful. It’s a 526-pager (by Brian Selznick) told through pictures and occasionally words. It’s not quite a novel, or a picture book, or a graphic-novel, or a flip-book. It’s a combination of all of these. It’s almost like reading a movie. For example, here is a flash version of the opening sequence. The book is about a young orphan in the 1930s who lives in a Paris train and who unlocks secrets about his father’s past with the help of a young girl. Some of the secrets involve the invention of movies, and I can’t think of a bigger cinephile than director Martin Scorsese, who is using 3D and making a family movie for the first time. I haven’t wanted to see a 3D or family movie in a long time, as most 3D movies and family movies are terrible. Yet, knowing Scorsese is behind this, I am 100% on board. The screenwriter (John Logan) is top notch, as is the cast: Sacha Baron Cohen, Chloe Moretz, Christopher Lee, Jude Law, Ben Kinglsey, Ray Winstone, Emily Mortimer, Richard Griffiths and Boardwalk Empire’s Michael Pitt and Michael Sthulbarg. Hugo himself is played by an actor named Asa Butterfield who was haunting in The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas. I know what I’ll be seeing with my family this Thanksgiving.

Coming Soon: December Preview

Post 76- Emmy LIVE Blog (Or Steve Carell Got Robbed)


Emmy Live Blog

You want BIG STARS here at the Emmys? Well first we give you….

Leonard Nimoy! (It was originally supposed to be Alec Baldwin but he dropped out when they were gonna cut a joke he made about Rupert Murdoch). Still–that’s the best they can get?

Jeremy Piven and Lloyd! Horray?

Kevin Nealon? I love Kevin, but he’s not really a star is he?

Big Bang Theory! (Hopefully this is the last time we’ll see them tonight)

Nick Offerman!- The only person I’m happy to see so far!

Mad Men people-Funny bit. It’s been so long since a Mad Men episode, I’ll take anything I can get.

Jane and Jane? That’s a little much.

OVERALL: I’m sorry, but this opening number isn’t really that funny. I can’t even understand the words. I love Jane Lynch, but this still pales in comparison to last year’s opening.

7:08- Monologue- Jon Hamm’s the man. Was there ever a time when Betty White wasn’t old? What a strange collection of “singers”—Really. They went to Wilmer Vallderama? Is he even on television? How did he even get on a “possible emmy presenters” list? Taraji P. Henson? What are you doing here? I know you’re on TV now, but you’re an Oscar nominee for christsakes. Could they really not find another black person? Chuck, I get. Cobie Smulders, I get. Kate Flannery from The Office–great touch. But Joel McHale? C’mon man! You’re a thousand times better than this tomfoolery.

7:12- Two Jimmys. At least they went for it with the fighting.

Outstanding Supporting Actress Comedy:

Should win: Jane Krakowski

Will Win: Betty White

Did Win: Julie Bowen

How do I feel about this? I like Modern Family. She’s my least favorite character. Is that because she’s the “shrew?” Perhaps. She plays her well, and is a good actress for sure. But every one of those other nominees are funnier. She still has a weird ribcage.  Nice that she mentioned Ty Burrell. He’s the man.

7:17- Best supporting actor in comedy. 4 actors in Modern Family.

Should win: Ty Burrell

Will Win: Ty Burrell

Did Win: Ty Burrell.

America loves the Dunphys! He is the man, though. Best comedy dad on TV. I thought he should have won last year. Eric Stonestreet is great too though. Ty’s speech assumes we all know his dad. But it’s endearing.

It’s the Modern Family show! Jane Mentioned it.

Charlie Sheen was pretty fake. I think his agents just told him that if he actually wants to work again he has to play nice. Especially after he burned bridges with every single person in that room. No one wants to see him here though. How can you like Charlie Sheen?

Ricky Gervais: We get it. You’re inappropriate. Stop mugging for the camera. You’re not the funniest person on the planet.

Lead Actor:

Please be Steve Carrell!! Are you serious!? Jim Parsons! Again! Fuck that shit. I will never watch the Emmys again. Boo. Boo. Boo. Bullshit. I call shenanigans! Michael Scott is an icon! I bet every Emmy voter was like, “they expect us to vote for Steve for sentimental reasons, but I bet others will do that. i’ll vote for that fellow that my wife thinks is funny.” No disrespect to Jim Parsons, but Michael Scott is a fully fleshed out, breathing human being and Steve Carell has acted the hell out of every single episode. He will go down in history as one of the best sitcom characters ever, while the Big Bang Theory will soon be be long forgotten (unless i’m forced to flip past it on syndication for the next 10 years).

Sofia Vergara has an amazing figure. As my roommate pointed out, she has a ridiculous hip to waist ratio.  I can’t imagine being a casting director and having her come and audition. I would literally be stunned by her beauty. She’s impossibly gorgeous.

Amy Poehler coming on stage! That’s really funny. I like this bit. Tina Fey really sold it too.

Emmy- Melissa McCarthy. She really won for Bridesmaids. No one watches Mike and Molly. At least I don’t know a single person who does. But she was great in Bridesmaids. Who is that woman they keep cutting to who is crying hard? Funny pageant bit. It’s the sister. Ah. Oh-Steve Carrell is still upset. I would be too. I mean, in the long run Steve is still a millionaire.

jerry bruckheimer is the bastard son of thom yorke and willem Dafoe

Daily Show! Huzzah. 8 Emmys. That’s ridiculous. It still deserves it.

I really enjoyed that bit in The Office. Tracy Morgan was especially funny. Great to see Jesse Pinkman sell drugs to Creed. That was inspired. Hilarious. Ashton Kutcher is too handsome to be funny.

What’s with all those pistachio commercials? Why now?

Has Paul Giamatti ever taken a role that required him to lose weight? #dealbreaker

I still can’t believe snozzberries guy from super troopers is married to Joan (christina hendricks)

They didn’t have time to glue bolton’s moustache on right i guess. That was a pretty quick costume change too.

What’s john stamos doing there? That’s pretty great.

Freak Bill Macy! Love it! Best Emmy moment so far!

Very similar to the Lonley Island medly at the 2009 Movie Awards….but still great. The Lonely Island has come a long fucking way to have basically a medly/tribute to them performed at the EMMYs.

Ian Somerholder? Or Rob Lowe’s son?

It’s pretty cool that Damon Wayans Jr. has 16 of Damon Wayans chromosomes. Lucky him, AMIRITE?

Real Steel could easily be a Brenden Fraser movie.

Margo Martindale is such a classy lady. The Emmys are great for reasons like this. Seeing awesome, veteran character actors get their moment in the sun.

Holy shit Peter Dinklage is actually a little person! I thought he was just acting! (joke)

That guy presenting with Loretta Devine was a thug in Robocop! And Jack Bauer’s brother.

Kyle Chandler is great. He got the sentimental Emmy Steve Carell should have won. Jon Hamm was also robbed. Did you watch The Suitcase?! I think the Academy is sick of giving awards to Mad Men. It’s not “hot” anymore. Too bad, Jon. This was your chance. Bryan Cranston’s gonna win it again next year.

Who are these guys singing Hallejulah in the Memoriam? I’m kinda sick of that song. It’s becoming overplayed. I forgot Sherwood Schwartz died. Motherfucker did Gilligan’s Island AND the Brady Bunch. What a playa.

Is Turtle actually the skinniest member of Entourage? What is he like a 26 waist? And did they just accept an award for Maggie Smith? That’s priceless.

I don’t really care about miniseries….

Does Kate Winslet have an EGOT? (Fact checking…..SO CLOSE. Just needs a Tony. She can get that easy. She won a Grammy for a spoken word children’s book she recorded in 2000–cheeky girl).

Best Drama- MAD MEN. Strange that it didn’t win anything else, but again, I think people are sick of Mad Men a bit, and it’s been off the air for too long. But it was the best drama this year, and its great that it’s 4/4. That’s remarkable. Especially with such great dramas on TV.

Best Comedy- I hope its Parks and Rec but…..MODERN FAMILY. That was expected. People fucking LOVE that show. And they should. It’s very well done. It suits the whole family. It’s well acted, well-written and relateable. And it preaches good values.  But Parks and Rec killed it this year. Ah hell. Good for Modern Family.

Overall a pretty decent show. Jane was fun. The pacing was great. The voice-over guy was the most annoying piece of shit ever and I wanted to strangle him. Steve Carell though, ARGHHH. Very upsetting. Oh well.

metta world PEACE.

Post 75- Fall Movies Worth Seeing


All the entertainment news magazines have started to print out their fall movie previews. Here, I am only writing about the movies that look good to me. So if you’re looking for some pithy comment about how “Hugh Jackman is the Real Steel,” look elsewhere.

September and October

Drive (Sept. 16)- The first US film from Danish director Nicholas Refn (Valhalla Rising). This film, about a Hollywood stunt driver who moonlights as a get-away driver for criminals, is piquing my interest, not just because Ryan Gosling is the “It-boy” of the moment. It looks like an indie-action film that places a value on the performance of its actors rather than the action itself. So in a way, it’s the anti-Michael Bay movie. And what a cast this movie has—Albert Brooks (who is drumming up Oscar buzz for his against-type performance as a criminal boss), Bryan Cranston, Christina Hendricks (It’s an AMC party!), Ron Perlman and Carey Mulligan. I will definitely be seeing this film on opening weekend.

Moneyball (Sept. 23)- This film has been in the works for years, making its way through the hands of David Frankel (Marley and Me), Steven Soderbergh and Aaron Sorkin. Last year, the film finally started production under the helm of Bennett Miller (Capote) and a rewrite by Steven Zaillian (Schiendler’s List). It looks like this year’s Social Network, what with its grade-A cast (Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Chris Pratt, Robin Wright) intelligent, fast-paced script, Oscar-nominated director, and real-life based melodrama revolving around a couple of underdogs who “changed everything.” Even better though, it’s about sports! Its engrossing source material, the book Moneyball by Michael Lewis, is also a fascinating read and I urge everybody to check it out. As a sidenote, it is especially great to see the always charming Brad Pitt go back to a fun, leading role again, after being serious and dreary in Tree of Life, Benjamin Button and The Assassination of Jesse James. It will also be interesting to see Jonah Hill actually act and in something other than a Judd Apatow movie.

Killer Elite (Sept. 23)- Clive Owen, Jason Statham and Robert DeNiro. One has a mustache, one has stubble and one has a full beard. No one in this movie has time to shave because they’re too busy kicking ass. I honestly don’t care what this movie is about. I imagine it’s about three guys who intimidate, double cross and try to kill each other. In a perfect world, there would be no one else in the movie but the three leads (and maybe a chick) and every other scene would be a fight sequence. It would start out with Jason Statham tied to a chair and Clive Owen pointing a gun to his head. But Statham escapes, kicking Owen’s ass in the process. Then Owen goes to DeNiro in an abandoned warehouse to tell him to go kill Statham, but instead DeNiro plots with Statham (in a deli) to kill Owen. So DeNiro goes to “kill” Statham (in an airplane hanger), but ends up in a trap because Owen and Statham have plotted to kill DeNiro. So DeNiro fights his way through those two assholes and escapes. He goes to Owen (at a construction site) and you realize that the whole thing was a setup and that DeNiro was on Owen’s side the whole time and let himself be beat up to fool Statham. Then maybe money is involved and at one point Owen and Statham double-team some chick (at a shoe factory). But mostly the movie continues with one-on-one fight scenes and intimidating conversations. If Killer Elite is anything like what I just laid out, I will see it opening day.

The Ides of March (Oct. 7)- This George Clooney directed film is based on the award-winning play, Farragut North, which was loosely based on the 2004 Howard Dean presidential campaign. The last politically themed Clooney-directed film was Good Night and Good Luck (2005), which was amazing. I’m looking forward to this film, not only because of its top-notch cast (Clooney, Hoffman, Gosling, Paul Giamatti, Evan Rachel Wood, Marissa Tomei), but because it looks relevant, engrossing, complicated, and well done.

The Big Year (Oct. 14)- The trailer for this film was underwhelming, and completely ignored the film’s plot, which is about a bird-watching competition. I don’t care about director David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada), and it’s not a great sign that the last produced screenplay of the film’s screenwriter, Howard Franklin, was in 2001, but I have to think that a movie starring Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson, and boasting a supporting cast of Rashida Jones, Joel McHale, Dianne Wiest, Anjelica Huston, and Brian Dennehy, can’t possibly be anything but charming. Owen Wilson is doing just fine right now thanks to Midnight in Paris, and Steve Martin will always be a welcome presence on screen, so it’s Jack Black’s career that has the most on the line. I hope this film that reminds me why I like School of Rock instead of why Gulliver’s Travels was so shitty.

In Time (Oct. 28)- Writer/Director Andrew Niccol is the brainiac behind such high-concept films as The Truman Show, S1m0ne, The Terminal, and Gattaca, and while only two of these movies are any good, the effort and deep questions these films bring up are worthy of merit. The big, deep question with this film is, can Justin Timberlake actually be a movie star? (The film actually revolves around a futuristic world in which time is used as currency). I have mixed feelings about J.Tizzle. I love him on SNL, and I liked him in The Social Network, but in the trailers for Friends with Benefits, his camera mugging and attitude of  “I know what I’m saying is funny and charming” really turned me off. In In Time, it seems like JT won’t have time to mug as he’ll be too busy running from bad guys (like Pete Campbell!), so maybe he’ll be enjoyable to watch on screen. On the female front, I don’t find anything intriguing about hot It-Girls Amanda Seyfried and Olivia Wilde. Amanda was great in Mean Girls, but her safe choices of dumb romance movies are uninspiring and what was supposed to be Olivia’s breakout summer (with starring roles in Cowboys and Aliens and The Change Up) turned into a summer of busts. Both of these ladies have a lot to prove in terms of being movie stars.



Post 74- Arrested Development Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving


The Impact of Arrested Development on Current TV Comedies

Arrested Development (Arrested) is widely considered to be one of the best television comedies of all time, or at least the best comedy ever canceled. Enough has been written about how brilliant and ahead of its time it was, so I’m not here to wax poetic. What I do want to discuss is its impact on the current television comedy landscape. Though it is no longer with us, the posthumous popularity of the handheld single-camera style of Arrested with it’s callbacks and call-forwards, wacky sensibility, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it joke speed, and world and self awareness is evidenced in primetime now, on several viewer intelligence respecting shows including Modern Family, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


Arrested can be viewed technically as a vérité-style[1] mockumentary, with its use of a hand-held camera, continuity, third-person omniscient narration, and complete “world access” by which I mean the narrator could cut from the “present” action to anything else, including “archival Bluth footage,” other television shows (Fox News), and newspaper headlines (“Tony Wonder: Born and Bread in the USA[2]”). Though Christopher Guest films and the original UK The Office can be credited with popularizing the mockumentary genre, Arrested subverted it, taking out the “talking heads” (moments where characters are interviewed) and creating a world where the characters don’t know that they’re being filmed, thus making moments where the fourth wall is broken that much more jarring and funny. There are a rash of current TV comedies that employ the mockumentary including NBC’s The Office and Parks and Recreation, ABC’s Modern Family, and in a sly way, CBS’s How I Met Your Mother.

The Office and Parks and Recreation adhere more strictly than Arrested to the mockumentary genre, in that they are single, handheld camera shows where characters know that they are being filmed, there are talking heads, and typically an episode is continuous and presented in real time. That is, there are rarely[3] any cutaways to events that happened independently of that episode’s fixed time sequence. Furthermore, there are moments in these worlds that the camera crew does not have access to.[4] These two shows are also not narrated or typically[5] scored with music (unlike Arrested), However, both of these shows are presented in the same vérité style as Arrested, with more naturalistic, seemingly improvised performances, and provocative camera work. By provocative camera work I mean that, unlike in a multi-camera show like Friends, the camera has its own personality and makes specific choices to zoom in or out to try and elicit a reaction. It should also be noted that the talking heads in The Office and Parks and Recreation achieve the same goal as Arrested’s narration—they explain plot points, character motivations and episode morals (i.e. what the protagonist learned). Often, The Office and Parks and Recreation run a talking-head monologue as background narration over events at the end of an episode, summing up plot and illustrating the lesson events in the episode taught the protagonist and consequently, the viewer.

Modern Family also adheres to the vérité-style mockumentary format, employing a handheld single camera, talking heads, and characters’ acknowledgment of the camera, however it is looser in terms of how it treats time and editing. While events in The Office and Parks and Recreation unfold mostly in real time, Modern Family, like Arrested, frequently flashbacks to events not occurring in the episode’s fixed time, typically to prove or disprove a point made by a character. For example, in Arrested, when Michael suggests that his father was keen on using a one-armed man to teach them lessons, flashbacks are introduced (by the narrator) to the audience to illustrate this. On Modern Family, flashbacks are shown in a slightly different context, but to the same effect. Mitchell may say in a talking head that he is a great listener, but flashbacks (to events not temporally related to the episode) will run of previous, independent events proving the contrary. On Modern Family though, often times the characters are privy to watching these flashbacks. It’s as if the filmmakers are showing the clips to them as well as to the viewer, so it is for the character’s benefit as well as ours. Of course, Arrested Development would take these flashbacks, or callbacks[6] much further. They would use multiple “flash-cuts” in a single episode, intricately correlate them to that episode’s action, and repeat certain ones throughout the series. Arrested also of course, pioneered the flashforward, which alluded to events that happened in the near future, but the audience wasn’t privy to yet. This includes foreshadowing references to Buster losing his hand, or Rita being mentally retarded, episodes before those plot points are revealed. Flashforwards are a risk because they essentially delay viewer gratification in a medium that values immediate viewer gratification. It rewards steady watchers and re-watchers, and in a way, punishes first-time viewers.

As a side note, this devices also makes it harder on the writers because it forces them to intricately plot episodes in advance, and gives them the challenge of ensuring that all the proverbial balls they’ve thrown in the air land successfully. It is a testament to Arrested’s brilliance that no other show has really come close, or even tried to achieve this level of intricacy[7]. Perhaps it was also this plot intricacy that alienated audiences. Arrested is not a show built for syndication. Unlike episodic shows such as Modern Family and The Office, a first-time viewer could not turn on a random episode of Arrested and understand what was going on.

The show that most closely imitates the desired effects of Arrested’s use of the mockumentary is How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM). Though technically, HIMYM is a multi-camera sitcom (so it does not have that vérité style) and its entirety is a flashback, that is, a story told from the future, it still employs several Arrested mockumentary techniques. It employs an omniscient third-person narrator (well, technically a first-person narrator, but one who knows more than the lead character does in the episode’s fixed time), uses many elaborate flashbacks and flashforwards[8] in a single episode, and does not use talking heads or let the characters (the ones we see at least,) directly communicate to the audience. Because of this format, the characters on HIMYM act in a way similar to the characters on Arrested, that is, uninhibited by a viewing public. Even though the characters on The Office and Parks and Recreation act naturally, often times their behavior is impacted by the presence of the documentary crew. For example, Michael Scott, might be about to utter something inappropriate, but then he’ll look at the camera and try to alter his language. Ironically, HIMYM is the only Arrested-influenced show I’m discussing that employs a laugh track and occasionally films in front of a live audience. So while the characters on HIMYM are the least self-aware characters I’ve discussed because they are unaware they’re in a mockumentary, the actors on HIMYM are probably the most self-aware because they perform in front of a live audience.


In terms of tone, Arrested’s impact is felt throughout the mockumentaries as well as the other comedies mentioned earlier. Arrested created a wacky world with absurd, non-realistic characters and situations. Often times these absurdities are pointed out, but accepted nonetheless. Arrested did not invent the “absurd tone”, and in fact, has a lot to owe to cartoons like The Simpsons and sketch shows like Mr. Show. But it should take credit as one of the first live-action sitcoms to incorporate this specific tone. The shows that best emulate this tone are Community, 30 Rock and to a slightly lesser degree, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

A lot of a show’s tone is derived from its characters; their pace, the way they talk and the way they interact with their universe. Like many other comedies before it, Arrested followed a comedy form known as the “center and eccentrics.” In this form, the protagonist is a “straight man” who serves as the audience’s point of view, and is surrounded by a litany of “eccentrics,” or wacky characters who prevent him from reaching his goals. But compared to past shows, Arrested increased the level of eccentricity of its eccentrics to an unparalleled degree. While the supporting cast of Seinfeld, Cheers, and Friends had their quirks, no character comes close to the level of eccentricity of say, GOB Bluth (well, maybe Kramer.) Currently, main supporting characters on 30 Rock, Community, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and even Modern Family follow in Arrested’s footsteps. Jenna Maroney and Kenneth Parcell (30 Rock), Charlie (Always Sunny), Abed (Community) and little Manny (Modern Family) are a far cry from regular folks like Cliff the Mailman (Cheers) and Rachel Green (Friends).

As eccentric as its main cast was, the satellite characters on Arrested were even more wacky and unbelievable. Current comedies follow suit. Arrested has its Gene Parmesan, J. Walter Weatherman, and Ice the Bounty Hunter, while Community has its Dean Pelton (who is eerily similar to Tobias Funke), Black Rider, and Magnitude, 30 Rock has its Dr. Spaceman, and the hook-handed Dr. Andrew and It’s Always Sunny has its the MacPoyle family, Rickety Cricket, and Mac’s homicidal father. It is also testament to Arrested’s creative impact and eye for talent that character actors such as Craig Robinson (The Office), Ken Jeong (Community), Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation) and Jack McBrayer (30 Rock) all guest-starred on Arrested before becoming regulars on their own shows.

It is worth mentioning that at their core, many of the characters on Arrested were spiteful, prejudiced, mean-spirited people who tried to hurt each other. Of course, Archie Bunker and George Costanza paved the way for the TV executive/focus group-hated “unlikeable” character, but I do happen to think that for some reason, the characters on Arrested were just too unrelatable for audiences. Or maybe the audience was there, but just wasn’t alerted to the show. Nonetheless, characters like Pierce (Community) and the entire cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia follow in Arrested’s footsteps, while more viewer-friendly shows like Modern Family and The Office took a different lesson from Arrested—they make an conscious effort to make their characters likeable[9].

Unlike in mockumentaries The Office, Parks and Recreation, Modern Family and to an extent, HIMYM, the plots of 30 Rock, Community, and It’s Always Sunny are often not grounded in reality. While plots are continuous and carry over to subsequent episodes in these shows and Arrested, (for example, a character can be wheel-chair stricken (Community), lose a hand (Arrested), go missing (30 Rock), or get married (Always Sunny)), for the most part, many rules of reality don’t apply. Characters can get badly injured and not die, characters can go through ridiculous changes in one episode and be unaffected in future episodes. While shows like Modern Family and The Office feature real world problems like forgetting a birthday or offending a co-worker, Arrested’s plots revolve around the fictional town of Wee Britain or a photograph of a character’s genitals igniting military action. Similarly, absurd plots are carried over in Community, 30 Rock and Always Sunny. In Community[10], a small fort can built which subsequently becomes an entire network of cities. On 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan goes on the run from the Black Crusaders (a terror cell that assassinates black celebrities), and on It’s Always Sunny, Frank hides in a leather couch to spy on someone. Even on HIMYM, there are plots revolving around Robin’s past as a Canadian pop star. These aren’t your typical “boss is coming over for dinner” sitcom plots.

Americans liken television to comfort food. Most Americans like being able to turn on the TV, see the same people do the same thing, and after 22 minutes, feel a sense of closure, or a catharsis. That’s why Cheers was so popular and why Two and a Half Men is the highest rated comedy on television. Arrested was not comfort food. Each episode was full of surprises and open-ended plots that forced you to pay attention so you could get all the jokes and connections. In shows like Two and a Half Men there is a certain rhythm so you can tell when the punch line is coming, and then hear it hammered home. Arrested’s rhythm was different from anything viewers were used to. Punch lines and zingers delivered by Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman) were often delivered under his breath, and in the middle of another character’s sentence. This different style is one of the reasons why it wasn’t popular and why shows like Community, which emulate that style, are not massively popular. I’m not saying necessarily that this type of humor is better or worse than the type on Two and a Half Men, but its unfamiliar, and Americans like familiar. Although I will say that now, thanks to Arrested, and probably Family Guy and videogames, Americans are currently more predisposed to “faster” entertainment. So again, maybe Arrested was ahead of its time.


Arrested is notorious for it’s high volume of jokes, much involving wordplay. Whether the joke was a innuendo-laden Tobias quote (“Oooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!”), an observation from the narrator, (“Buster had been bitten by a loose seal”), or a off-hand remark taken incorrectly that subsequently drives the plot (Rita calling Michael a “pussy”), Arrested’s writing was so intricate and precise, that you know it couldn’t have been improvised. Similarly, the comedy writing on 30 Rock, Community and Modern Family is filled with wordplay and a high volume of jokes per minute. Case in point, everything Tracy Jordan says, and the conversation between Phil Dunphy and a man who saw Phil’s realty ad[11]. Phil thinks that the customer is asking about a house, but he is actually asking about Claire. The audience laughs when Phil says, “I think the carpet matches the drapes. I haven’t checked in a while.”

Miscommunication and misunderstandings are as old as comedy itself. But Arrested took it to another level entirety. While Friends and Seinfeld had six and four characters whose plots may overlap, Arrested overlapped stories of eight characters and developed these stories to Shakespearean levels. Over two seasons on Arrested, the lawyer Maggie Lizer (Julia-Louis Dreyfuss) convinced Michael she was blind, then not blind, then pregnant, then faking a pregnancy, then actually pregnant, then not pregnant. Episodes of Arrested might even contain “fifty scenes.”[12] Post-Arrested, shows like Community and Modern Family are emulating these qualities, employing fairly large casts and interconnecting their stories in intricate ways, but to be honest, no one does it on the scale that Arrested did.

This is not to say that Arrested did not do physical comedy or put characters in wacky situations. This clip is probably the funniest moment of the series for me. But Arrested has a balance of written and physical comedy that shows like Modern Family[13] and Parks and Recreation emulate to great success.


Arrested takes place in the “present” where events in the real world exist in the show. It is laden with topical (at the time) references to the War in Iraq, the Abu Gharib prison scandal, and the Teri Schiavo case. In fact, most of the show’s overarching plot about George Bluth Sr. is that he committed treason by building houses in Iraq. Similarly, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Modern Family, Community, 30 Rock, and It’s Always Sunny take place in the present. They integrate current the current state of the US economy, popular YouTube videos, rapper culture, and references current bands, political leaders and trends. But lots of shows have taken place in their respective “present.” What Arrested pioneered was the degree to which it was reflexive, that is, it commented on itself. On Arrested, actors were acknowledged for their former roles[14], direct references to its television competition were made[15], commercial sponsors were acknowledged[16], characters mention act-breaks, and its own ratings struggles were integrated into plots. My personal favorite Arrested meta joke was replacing family lawyer Barry Zuckercorn (Henry Winkler) with Bob Loblaw (fellow Happy Days alumnus, Scott Baio), and having Bob Loblaw acknowledge on the show that it wasn’t the “first time he’s replaced Barry,” and that he appealed to a younger demographic. Some other of my favorite meta-Arrested moments occur in the season three episode, “S.O.B.s” when the pre-show (slyly desperate ratings ploy) promo for the show promised dramatically that someone would die in the ensuing episode) and that the ending would be shot live. At the very end of the episode it was revealed unceremoniously that a racist elderly woman in a restaurant was the character who died, and only the last moment of the show was shot “live,” after which Jason Bateman remarked that they’d have to repeat the scene for the West Coast Feed.

While like I mentioned earlier, The Office and the like are not afraid to make pop-culture references, undoubtedly Community and 30 Rock have come closest to matching Arrested’s amount of meta-commentary and self-reflection. On Community, for example, Malcolm Jamaal-Warner’s character came on the show wearing a Cliff Huxtable-esque sweater, and remarked that he got the sweater from his dad. Also, it seems that one of the purposes of the character of Abed is provide the voice of the cynical viewer who thinks, “I’ve seen this before.” Abed incessantly points out pop culture references and sitcom tropes that the show is currently adhering to.[17] 30 Rock also makes a lot of “in-jokes.” For starters, its show within-a-show, TGS, is on the NBC network, the network which airs 30 Rock. This device enables a lot of meta-jokes. For example, in one episode[18], NBC head Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) brings in Jerry Seinfeld to appear on NBC programming to raise the network’s ratings. I imagine Seinfeld was asked to appear on 30 Rock for the same reason. Similarly, when NBC-Universal was actually bought by the Comcast Corporation in early 2011, 30 Rock introduced a plotline[19] where a company called “Kabletown” bought NBC. As 30 Rock takes place in the world of show business, television, film and celebrity references are also rampant, with characters like Liz constantly likening moments in life to film and television plots.

The risk in constantly making these types of references is that it alienates audiences who aren’t as pop-culture savvy or Hollywood-literate. This is another reason why perhaps Arrested, Community, and 30 Rock have relatively small audiences.


All art is derivative and Arrested is no exception. Individually, each comedy element of Arrested was not groundbreaking. Arrested creator Mitch Hurwitz is not shy in admitting his influences[20], which include The Simpsons, Seinfeld, I Love Lucy, All in the Family, The Sopranos, and I imagine The Larry Sanders Show, Woody Allen, and Zucker Brothers movies. But what makes art unique is the extent to which it simultaneously acknowledges and rejects previous forms and proceeds to apply the form in new, unfamiliar ways. Arrested achieved something special in that by fusing previous comic sensibilities together, it created its own entirely unique style and television series. While at the surface it seems like a typical sitcom (it was about 22 minutes long, it followed a three-act structure, it was on during primetime, it followed the happenings of a dysfunctional family), it is unique in the way that it rejected and subverted certain sitcom tropes. Part of this was because of purely creative decision making, and part of this was due to its precarious circumstance of constantly being on verge of getting cancelled. This external pressure certainly influenced its creative decision-making, which is what inevitably happens when you mix art and commerce. Some people say that it was a travesty that Arrested got cancelled, and maybe it was, but then perhaps we wouldn’t have such brilliant pieces of television as the aforementioned “S.O.Bs” episode.

Nevertheless, through a combination of a creative vision, well-trained and educated comedy writers, and extraordinary circumstances, Arrested Development became the most successful unsuccessful comedy of all time. It was an entirely original show, lightning in a bottle, and the likes of which we may never see again.[21] And though it only lasted on the air a short while, its impact is undeniably felt on television comedy today. It didn’t change America’s comedy tastes, (as relatively low ratings for Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, and Community indicate), but it did influence an entire generation of comedy writers and remains the gold standard to which every current and future television comedy will be compared. That is, until something even better comes along.

[1] Cinema vérité is a naturalistic style of documentary filmmaking which strives to reveal “truth.”


[3] I say rarely because occasionally they do callbacks to events that viewers have not seen yet. For example, the opening sequence in “The Convention” where we are shown a montage of Michael enjoying his “Fun Jeans.”

[4] See: Moments where Michael closes the blinds to his office, the instance where Pam and Jim find out that Pam is pregnant (“Company Picnic”), the hug between Pam and Michael at the end of Steve Carell’s last episode (“Goodbye, Michael”).

[5] There are rare exceptions: Jim and Pam’s wedding and the end of The Office episode, “The Dinner Party,” which showed the three different couples leaving Michael and Jan’s dinner party, with the previously mentioned song of Jan’s assistant Hunter, playing in the background.

[6] Callbacks including character phrases such as “Come on!,” “I’ve made a huge mistake,” and the family’s various chicken dances.

[7] Arrested also used their epilogue as a sly call-forward. The narrator would say, “On the next Arrested Development” and scenes would play out that actually wouldn’t occur on the next episode. This was just a funny touch and a play on a television trope, and so far, no one has copied it.

[8] Though in a slightly different way. While Arrested would allude to things that would happen in the future, but haven’t occurred yet in the episode’s real time, HIMYM actually shows footage of future events.


[10] Community is especially unique in that its tone, genre and form vary from episode to episode. Some episodes are grounded, while other episodes conform to certain genres (Western, mockumentary, stop-motion animation, etc.) with the characters alternately unaware and extremely self-aware of these changes.

[11] Season 2, Episode 19; “The Musical Man.”

[12] Hurwitz, Mitch. And Here’s the Kicker. (2009)

[13] I have to think that the running Modern Family gag about that one bad stair in the Dunphy house is like Gob’s “C’mon!”

[14] For example, Fonzie and Happy Days references were abound surrounding Henry Winkler’s character and in one episode, a picture is shown of Charlize Theron’s character Rita before her plastic surgery; it is a picture of Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos in the film, Monster.

[15] In one episode George Senior is called a “regular Brad Garrett” in reference to the fact that Mr. Garrett had beaten out Jeffrey Tambor for the Emmy that year.

[16] Tobias eats at a Burger King and says flat out, “This sure is a great restaurant,” to which the narrator reiterates, “It sure is.”

[17] In one Community episode that takes place in a single location, Abed remarks that they’re “doing a bottle episode.” A bottle episode is an episode of television that takes place in a single location.



[20] Hurwitz, Mitch. And Here’s the Kicker. (2009)

[21] Unless it becomes a movie.

Post 73- Character Actors…ASSEMBLE!


Over the past few years a lot of buzz has been building over the heavily anticipated Joss Whedon-directed Avengers movie. The film stars all of the recent movie-incarnation Marvel superheroes: Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain America (Chris Evans), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), and the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo). It also stars S.H.I.E.L.D agents Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders). Yes. Cobie Smulders.

The trend in super-hero movies these days is to cast well respected character actors (actors who play exceedingly eccentric or unusual characters) as the major villain. In Iron Man it was Jeff Bridges, in The Incredible Hulk it was William Hurt and Tim Roth, in the new Spider-Man it’s Rhys Ifans and brilliant In Treatment actor Irfan Khan, in Green Lantern it’s Peter Sarsgaard, in Batman Begins it was Liam Neeson. The better the villain, the better the hero.

Since The Avengers are arguably (no disrespect to the Justice League) the ultimate superhero team, the villains they fight must be the ultimate villains. After all, one  Avengers mantra is that they “fight the foes no single superhero can withstand.” I’m not sure who the Avengers are fighting in this new film. I believe it has not been released yet. However, the original comics have story lines featuring Thor’s Loki using the Hulk as a weapon, as well as a group known as the Masters of Evil. Which brings me to my main point. Which amazing character actors out there (who haven’t already portrayed big villains—leaving out Steve Buscemi, Gary Oldman, John Malkovich, etc.) would be believable as formidable opponents to Robert Downey Jr. and his team? Which actors are so badass and, following the recent trend, character-y, that you would believe that they could only be defeated by a team of the greatest superheroes alive? Who are the Avengers of character actors? Here are my picks:

Timothy Spall– What a weird looking guy. He has the market on menacing, mousy underlings (see: Harry Potter, Enchanted, Sweeney Todd) but has the chops to give you Winston Churchill (The Kings Speech), and Rosencrantz (Hamlet). I could see him as the rotund Puff Adder.

The Soup Nazi– To be honest, I didn’t even bother looking up his name, because that’s who he is. He’s the Soup Nazi. Forever and ever. He even appeared in an episode of Scrubs as The Soup Nazi. Can you name me another actor who appeared on one episode of a sitcom and turned it into a career? (Robin Williams starring as Mork on Happy Days doesn’t count.) Who does he play? Nazi scientist Baron Zemo, of course!

Stephen Toblowsky– This guy has done it all. Most recently appearing as former Glee coach/drug dealer Sandy Ryerson on Glee, he has made a career of playing irritating business types (see: Groundhog’s Day) and lite comic villains (see: Garfield). He would make an excellent super villain and would annoy the hell out of Captain America with his pompous attitude. Let him be evil genius, Immortus.

Wallace Shawn– This guy deserves the chance to strut his stuff on a mammoth scale. He excels at playing the nebishy, brainy nerds (see: Clueless, The Princess Bride.) But boy does he do that well. Watching him torture his perfect foil, Thor, using logic games, and just watching him divulge his evil plans to a held-captive Iron Man, would be delectable. Definitely Egghead.

Matt Walsh– Let’s get a little comedy into this Avengers movie! In the past decade, Upright Citizen’s Brigade founding member Matt Walsh has “secretly” appeared in every comedy film/television show released in the past 10 years, playing the loud, obnoxious oddball. (See: The Hangover, Children’s Hospital, I Love You, Man, Step Brothers). Obviously, he’d play the juggling Oddball.

Christopher Lloyd– Hollywood loves a comeback, and it’s about time that Christopher Lloyd return to his rightful place as the go-to eccentric. Let him give younger audiences a taste of what he showed us in Who Framed Roger Rabbit and The Pagemaster. He would rock the socks off as a super villain bent on destroying the world and driving Jeremy Renner insane. Let him play the dichotomously brilliant and destructive Mr. Hyde.

Conchata Farrell– Conchata is the take no guff, sarcastic, confident big ol lady best known for her roles in Two and a Half Men, Mr. Deeds and Erin Brockovich. A powerful woman who won’t take Robert Downey Jr’s sass or succumb to Chris Evans’ charm, she’ll play The Executioner.

Mickey Jones– He’s the big biker guy you’ve seen in everything from Total Recall to Lizzie McGuire. The man has more than paid his dues to the biz and is ready for more than just showing up in a bar fight. He can pull off The Wrecker.

Tommy “Tiny” Lister– With his one line as the huge prisoner on the boat in The Dark Knight (“Give it to me, and I’ll do what ya’ll shoulda did ten minutes ago.”) I knew that I wanted to see more of this guy. So let’s see more of him! Make him Thunderball!

Maggie Wheeler– Better known as the most annoying girlfriend ever—Janice from Friends—her siren call gives her more than enough credibility to destroy Scarlett Johansson and keep even the Hulk at bay. She’s definitely Man-Killer!

Until Tomorrow–

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